Phonemail – please excuse any typos.

I miss you. In London they have wing night; for 19 pounds (~$35) you get 12 weak ass chicken wings, and a “bucket” of mini-Budweiser bottles. Disgusting. Damn them. Fuck.

So thus, MNW, I miss you and your glorious meaty wings, smothered in delicious spicy, saucy buffalo sauce. And I miss the bountiful pitchers of Miller Lite, because that is how wings are supposed to be eaten. With Miller Lite, not some Budweiser bullSHIT!

So there Europe, you are not all that you are cracked up to be. With all of your culture and class you think you would be able to serve a decent meal for a Monday night out.

Hungerily,

Pauling

I’m gone for two months and all of a sudden girls, Ill-equipped beer drinking and Ill-equipped wing eating girls, are allowed to show up??? I thought we had an agreement, a napkin agreement.

Oh Hai.

OMG!1!!1 This is like totally the coolest band of all time! I”m so totally serial you guys! <3 😉

http://monday-night-wings.urbanup.com/3758200

I’m on a boat!

http://www.acronymfinder.com/MNW.html

Hi. We’re at wings right now. We are all good looking.

Dear Ryan Hopper,
WTF?

Love,
All the people the people that aren’t vaginaz.

To all of the regulars that attend wings and are thinking of not attending on December 29th i urge you to resist Christmas leftovers and come out for MNW.  As I (and other out of towners) only get a few chances to partake in such a great monday night i look forward to drinking many beers, a few games of obnoxious buck hunter and whatever shenanigans happen there after.