Hey kids. It’s Joey B live from Hickfuckville, North Carolina. In case you forgot (for fucking shame), I am one of the founders of Monday Night Wings.

It has come to my attention that some of you have lost focus of what MNW is. Some of you have taken Monday’s off to do Godknowswhat with your significant-exceptonmondays-others. Some of you have kept inconsistent and piss-poor hours on the weekly holiday. Both cardinal sins, mind you, but none takes a greater shit on the legacy than breaking off in a sad Schmoopy-Woopy attempt to found your own monday night wings.

“Let’s have our own monday night wings here.” – Ryan Hopper to girl.

What. The. Fuck.

The two offenses are deplorable already, but Hopper, seriously. What the fuck. You should be ashamed. Then stoned to death by big fucking rocks. You make me sick.

Shape up you fucks. Or the Gods of wing will become angry.