I miss you. In London they have wing night; for 19 pounds (~$35) you get 12 weak ass chicken wings, and a “bucket” of mini-Budweiser bottles. Disgusting. Damn them. Fuck.

So thus, MNW, I miss you and your glorious meaty wings, smothered in delicious spicy, saucy buffalo sauce. And I miss the bountiful pitchers of Miller Lite, because that is how wings are supposed to be eaten. With Miller Lite, not some Budweiser bullSHIT!

So there Europe, you are not all that you are cracked up to be. With all of your culture and class you think you would be able to serve a decent meal for a Monday night out.

Hungerily,

Pauling