Let me break it down for you on the topic of girls and Monday Night Wings. I’ll do my best to keep it simple with a brief question and answer forum for you to reference.
Here goes:
Can girls come to wings? NO.
What about just for a little bit? NO.
Come on, just once? NO.
Why not? Because it’s Wings.
But I like your friends, can I just pop in? NO.
Why? Because it’s Wings. Stop asking.
What are you hiding? Nothing. It’s Wings. Next topic.
Well what if we show up anyway? Do so at your own risk. I don’t recommend it.
Why? Because it’s Wings. What about this don’t you get?
Everything. What if we sit at a different table? NO. Don’t come.
Why not a different table? Because girlfriends have no place at Wings.
Why? Because it’s Wings. Not Wings and Girlfriends. Wings.
How mad would you be if we showed up? Mad…
Well, we’ll see if we show up won’t we? Don’t come.
Sometimes I don’t get you. Why do you have to be like this? I’m not like anything. Girls don’t go to wings.
But WHY? I’m leaving.
Where are you going? Wings. Talk to you tomorrow.
There you go ladies, that should just about cover it. Print it out and put it in your purse if you need a reminder.
