Why Monday nights eat a bag of dog shit in North Carolina.

10. Anyone under 30 goes to Wake Forest University (read: major douche).

9. The cheapest wings in town are $0.35 and taste like fucking vomit on a bone.

8. The beer is not free and is usually served with shitty service.

7. The bartenders casino games have beating sticks for those who race around the bar.

6. None of the servers are good looking (see: Sally”s hot staff for example).

5. Buck Hunter an Olympic sport, with real guns.

4. There is no popcorn to be found, free or otherwise, to throw.

3. Cameron does not work here.

2. Napkins are used to wipe hands and faces.

1. A goddamn decent wing is 1,200 miles away.