The First Ever Monday Night Wings Field Trip! 

Details to Follow.  Fun will be ruined for all who dare to skip wings for female companionship..!

Why Monday nights eat a bag of dog shit in North Carolina.

10. Anyone under 30 goes to Wake Forest University (read: major douche).

9. The cheapest wings in town are $0.35 and taste like fucking vomit on a bone.

8. The beer is not free and is usually served with shitty service.

7. The bartenders casino games have beating sticks for those who race around the bar.

6. None of the servers are good looking (see: Sally”s hot staff for example).

5. Buck Hunter an Olympic sport, with real guns.

4. There is no popcorn to be found, free or otherwise, to throw.

3. Cameron does not work here.

2. Napkins are used to wipe hands and faces.

1. A goddamn decent wing is 1,200 miles away.

Consumed in one day at the State Fair:

Pork Chop on a Stick

Large Fries

Pronto Pup

Mini Donuts

Root Beet Float

Pickle on a Stick

Turkey Leg

Snow Cone

Pickle Dog

Another Snow Cone

Brat

Cheese Curds

Corn on the Cob

Beers

Another Pronto Pup

Foot Long Hot Dog