To some, the 4th of July is a day for national celebration. A time to pay respects for a country gone free.
But for MNW.com, it’s a day of absolute carnage. Mayhem. Total liver destruction, One Bad Mother, 3000 watt pontoons and more peeing in the water than should ever, ever be peed.
It started on the 3rd. A day of errands. Wal-Mart was interesting. We were called 6-year-olds by an old man, played bagpiped Amazing Grace and wheeled around a 5-foot ficus tree in a cart. Then it was off to the Forest Lake American Legion to see just how bad our old classmates had become. It was bad. Lots of facial hair and meth teeth.
The 4th began with a few quick beers before finding more beer and rentable power. We set sail around noon and all other activities were well-documented in the new picture folder located in the picture gallery full of picture folders. Then we had a pie fight,
One bad mother, indeed.