The Monday Night Wings Powerball Pool has begun..!  Five tickets per person per week.   We came up a little short this week – don’t let it happen again..!

This Weeks Numbers:

11 31 35 48 51 PB 28
02 03 25 45 46 PB 28
18 25 35 42 45 PB 28
22 27 30 38 49 PB 28
15 34 35 52 54 PB 12 * $4 Winner!
22 26 28 49 50 PB 05
04 43 45 48 49 PB 06
11 30 32 34 44 PB 29
23 26 28 37 48 PB 21
03 05 06 16 17 PB 08

All right boys and girls summer wont last forever and soon lake days will be over. That being said its time to hit the road and get out of town. I am sick of having to fly up to party with all of you guys so its time to meet in the middle. The city of lights is calling to have a weekend of complete mayhem run through the town. I know a trip takes time so Mike D and I having been throwing out October maybe for Halloween weekend. I’m talking a full weekend of drinking, partying, gambling and compete mayhem. I have a couple buddies that live in Vegas with great connections to the clubs that have worked out great in the past. This started as a guys trip only but if the ladies want to tag along and can hang then more power to them. I fully expect Hopper to be naked at some point of the trip and yes the pictures will tell all so for the unfortunate few who puss out and don’t come you will be able to catch up on all the fun on mnw.com Lets get some discussion going and pick a weekend so people will commit. Anyone who wants to make it a longer trip can always stop down in AZ for a few days as well the weather will be nice then.

Lots of cloud cover but the lake requires sinuses and brains to eat from those who dare to wakeboard.�

We here at MNW are all about invention. Well, invention and beer. But invention is up there. So when we take to Lake White Bear brandishing three bags of chip-like duck ammo, the hunt is on. Redefining the way humans duck hunt is the our new black. And gold and red and orange and magenta too. It”s all of them. The whole box.

Our crew felt the conventional method of shooting the bloody floaters is totally in bad taste, so we slowly inched toward them in the Riviera Boozer, quacking them to take our deathly bit of duck bait. See, we are all about the hunt. The hunt and beer.

So while we pave the way for future Huntduck Tards (those who adopt the new approach), pleebs who lack the Darwinian skill of talking to their prey can master the call with this simple instructional video. Passing its test might even help you along the path to social relevance in the eyes of MNW. Which is nice. 

Dear Mr. Hopper,

 I would first and foremost like to thank you for the phenomenal Bang-Bang dance moves you taught me Saturday night. I truly have never been “served” such sweet moves in a club before. I realized you became irritated when I could not keep up with the hand movements and I didn’t verbally say, “Bang-Bang” as I tried to follow you in the dance. Please be patient Mr. Hopper because this is a complicated dance and I hope to one day make you proud with my rendition.

So in conclusion I would just like to thank you again for extending the opportunity to learn such an intricate style of expression that I will not soon forget.

Sincerely,

 Rachael

New Additions Today:

• Pictures from July 1st, 4th, and 5th added to the Gallery .

• Found: One Napkin Agreement.  Added the “Gentleman’s Agreement” to the Articles of Wings.

• Fixed issues with the account sign-up script. 

For those of us that walked or drank on water last week, this is how our bodies should’ve reacted.

Alright so I thought we were done with getting intoxicated and hauling ass through Sallys, keeping times on our phones stopwatch, but for some reason everyone came out to compete last night! Sallys staff, Fridays staff, MNW’s crew, and some randoms all participated. We pissed off a lot of folk. They were planting stools and napkins on the tile floor to try and sabotage our fun. They were probably upset because they were fat, old, and mildly retarded. Chelsea our server had an impressive run, nearly beating THE PHOENIX on her first pass. My first time was defeated by a Fridays Server that was really moving. I then traded my sandals to Joey Jive for his kicks, improving my time by almost 2 seconds, putting me back in first. I was then schooled by a guy that looked like he was a straight up runner. Had the kicks and everything…he came suited and booted. Kristen was pissed, the cops called, and I hope Chelsea still has a job. Mike, post the times! P.S. – I’m keeping my running shoes in the trunk and refuse to lose again…bitches.

“You… Can only talk like this..

Because everything… Must be said like the tomahawk chop” (sung to the tune of the Tomahawk Chop)

To some, the 4th of July is a day for national celebration. A time to pay respects for a country gone free.
But for MNW.com, it’s a day of absolute carnage. Mayhem. Total liver destruction, One Bad Mother, 3000 watt pontoons and more peeing in the water than should ever, ever be peed.
It started on the 3rd. A day of errands. Wal-Mart was interesting. We were called 6-year-olds by an old man, played bagpiped Amazing Grace and wheeled around a 5-foot ficus tree in a cart. Then it was off to the Forest Lake American Legion to see just how bad our old classmates had become. It was bad. Lots of facial hair and meth teeth.
The 4th began with a few quick beers before finding more beer and rentable power. We set sail around noon and all other activities were well-documented in the new picture folder located in the picture gallery full of picture folders. Then we had a pie fight,
One bad mother, indeed.

Since Tyler is a weak little bitch ass rhyme sayer and sniffs glue regularly, he’s challenged MNW’s very own Joe Beutel to a rap battle. It should be noted, for those playing the odds, that Ty Ty and JB duked it out briefly at a MNW gathering not long ago. The final score was roughly 13-0 in favor of the always sexy and talented and good looking Joe Beutel.

So while Tylie is watching 8 Mile over and over and over in preparation for the bout, Joe sits patiently, inflating the water wings of his soon-to-be drenched battle opponent.

Stuff works now.

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